"Hey. I'm Joe, but you may address me as the Burnin Emotion of the Aerodynamic Steam Machine, BEASM for short, or if you must, my liege.
I'm the guy who founded this project, I'm English, and I'm probably the youngest member of the team, I'm only 13.
So yeah, thanks for coming and I hope you enjoy the eargasms made by my fellow remixers."